> > It's a fair cop

> > (sorry, did I skip the bit about what else floats?)

> Cops are rarely fair, I should know?

like insisting you go home after closing time?

> It's a question of where he grips it, it's a simple matter of weigt ratios... a five ounce bird cannot hold a one-pound coconut.

What if it were african swallows?

(or aint they migratory?)